I guess today is Administrative Assistants Day.  Thank God, I know Iwouldn't be able to do my job everyday without them!  Who would... um... ah... Wait, I don't have one.  But it's a good thing they have their own special day.

You know, I think the guy who sweeps up the floors at the slaughterhouse needs a holiday too.   How about Offal Removal Specialist Day?

Here's a link!  link